phorq @ phorq @lemmy.ml

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Don't worry, AI transmission works most of the time (but every now and then it may hallucinate on the highway...)

Yeah, but don't give them the credit. I'll never forgive them for shitting on me that one time (botanists that is...)

Yeah, this whole product is an exercise in doing things not because it's more practical than what we already have but simply because we can... for $700 + $24/month... No thanks...

This would just turn my car into a seesaw no matter how slow I went.

"Hey, how many legs do you normally have on your leg?"

Meanwhile he's over there clearly writing his shopping list...

Do you think they're cats?

Yeah, I normally say "I can't clog the bathroom with people listening" and that normally works

The Q continuum is messing with us?

Starfleet propaganda at its finest

There's nothing wrong with a family owned and operated small business, but once you start hiring outside the family you need to value the performance of all employees fairly. If somebody is working hard at your company and you promote a family member who's slacking off to a position the good worker was eligible for then that's nepotism.

I think that zebra is high too, its stripes are having trouble staying straight.

Did the 40 minutes of animal noises contain what the fox says? Because if so I find the admissions committee to have bad taste in fine art.

This is listed as "remote"? How would this even remotely be accomplished if not in person? That CEO is gonna be under CPS soon.

I support femineminism, mainly because it's fun to say...

Then how does time = money? Was I lied to?

Fuck that's a lot of lines...

It'll be a tight fit but I've shat bigger, so they should be able to make the other direction work... I believe in aliens.

"Now roll over like a good customer..."