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phorq @ phorq @lemmy.ml
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Heathcliff without Heathcliff 1/5/2024

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  • Ah, the prequel from before the bear realized he could just eat Heathcliff.

    • Am I the only software engineer greatly worried and disturbed by AI ?

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  • Yeah, the real danger is probably that it will be harder for junior developers to be considered worth the investment.

    • rule

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  • Thank you for the translation, I was really struggling with those weird symbols they were using.

    • How many watch lists am I on now?

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  • No reason? Don't squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

    • When you are privileged equality looks like a downgrade.

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  • I thought it was a misspelling of cishette (a short cisgendered person)... I was excited for a second as a white cishette heterosexual male that my people were finally being singled out in a meme with a cool new nickname... There are DOZENS of us!

    • Doing the important work

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  • I bought a master lock for my burrito, it can be opened with another burrito.

    • Biggest Betrayal

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  • That's just its way of getting you to pick it up again.

    • the worst she can do is say no

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  • Damn... heart stealer over here!

    • We are living in the end times

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  • No, this is Peter.

    • How does a startup 'close'?

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  • There are absolutely lawsuits around startups where funds were believed to be misappropriated, but if the startup was responsible and just couldn't become profitable through bad luck then that's just part of the risk of investing and why investment firms do research on the companies they are interested in. The reason it would close down would be because the investor just doesn't want to lose anything more.

    • French fry rule

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  • Fry-curious?

    • Keep the change and I don’t need a copy.

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  • Rookie move, the key is to have pocket sand that you throw into their eyes to give you move time and to make room for the pocket change...

    • dont question the big orb

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  • Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.

    • mystic anatomy rule

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  • Two sides of the same coin? whatever mad scientist fused those people together must be brought to justice!

    • YouTube

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  • The problem is that they actually don't mean that. And truthfully I don't mind the idea of paying for video hosting, that shit's expensive, but YouTube is going about it in the worst way possible.

    • Rule

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  • Car insurance is in place of health insurance, not life insurance

    • I am straight

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  • Yes, but nothing's official

    • Mine's "having enough crab rangoon to last through the winter" but you rule you, your highness

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  • You do you my highness

    • Mine's "having enough crab rangoon to last through the winter" but you rule you, your highness

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  • This implies the robot runs Windows... Fuck that's dirty, it needs to be punished...

    • I am straight

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  • Mine diagnosed me as being sexually attracted to therapists. I told them that's not a sexuality and to continue analyzing me...