Master Of Puppets by Metallica
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
It’s a shame that the Beatles didn’t make the submarine in that song green. That would’ve been sublime.
wrong song, wrong genre...