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BlueFootedPetey
BlueFootedPetey @ peteypete420 @sh.itjust.works
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Do I need to make it anymore obvious?

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  • Black and white with upside down cross? Ida said goth but what do I know?

    • I'm a pubes girl myself

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  • Was shaft the correct term?

    • I'm a pubes girl myself

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  • Pubes, but the shaft isnt bad assuming it was cooked.

    • Melon-chicken-Aspic

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  • I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

    That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

    • Gonna take a wild guess here

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  • Shes lump

    • I've got No Name for realization

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  • Really? I heard such good things about uniglo, but was a little dissapointed when i went in. It seemed to be all shades of white and grey, black, and some greenish earth tones. Not saying i didnt buy a couple things cause they do have some nice stuff, and basics for work or simple wardrobe.

    But you like them for color variety? Ill hafta look around more next time.

    • DAE....

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  • Did she play Ferris Buellers older sister?

    • no way right

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  • Way too coherent for the racist in chief

    • all glory to ignotum

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  • Makes think of that one famous American poet, real for famous for his first hit, but had a couple more.

    Anyway this reminds of one of the couple more, iirc it was entitled "Put em on the glass!"

    • Are spiders turtlely enough for the Turtle Club?

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  • But the spiders is Australia are worse right? Thats how I justify sleeping at night. Tell me its true.

    • A cuppa Jill

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  • Wooder

    • DUMBASS

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  • Cants can't lie? Bullshit. What are they, aliens from a China Melville novel?

    Seriously though, is that a thing?

    • McPenis

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  • Chicken DicNuggets. My fav.

    • we are not the same

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  • You actually are not alive, you are an AI who is being asked to think about bathrooms

    • The desire for solitude is generally stronger tbf

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  • Ummmm, so you got pets? Listen, if you are good then I am happy for you. Drugs or not. But if you have pets, then you are likely receiving what they mean by "affection".

    • I don't think he's sorry

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  • Allegedly

    • I don't think he's sorry

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  • The sign said no shirt no shoes, didnt say shit else!

    • "Sad thing to be, nonsensical thing to want to be" 💔🥀💔🥀

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  • Irish by birth. Catholic by choice. Fishtown by the grace of god.

    Not me, but an actual shirt you can by in one of phillies more popular neighborhoods. Just wanna let ya know philly has plenty of irish pride, even if its mostly located in a working class now gentrified neighborhood with an American style history of racism and also a history of chart topping drug problems.

    • Capital!

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  • Cinnamnon vs sinnamon roll has me cracking up.

    • Capital!

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  • In ma dreams