I love that when Everquest first came out there was no map. You had to make your own hand drawn map to navigate in the game. I'd love that in a RPG today.
I can recommend the Douglas Adams and John Lloyd book "The Meaning of Liff". Its full of, made up, words that describe things that there isn't a word for.
When they set fire to the Swedish embassy in Baghdad (unsure if it was) as retaliation, what are the chances that there was a copy of the Qur'an in that building?
The man is mentally ill.