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I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement

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  • DDBing (DDG) hates quotation marks, exact match searches, and is slow to crawl. Google’s right quick, impressive.

    Thank you 🫡 was interested to see that

    • ‘The Homegrowns Are Next’: Trump Promises to Send American Citizens to El Salvador in Harrowing Comments to Bukele

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  • California?

    I think you have to wait for the sun to set and rise like half a dozen times before you can pew pew

    • Oops

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  • I swear there was one about couples doing this specifically

    • I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement

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  • Gosh, Don’t tread on me-sothelioma

    We were here when history was made

    • I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement

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  • Looks like you’re not familiar with the inside of my mask

    • Despite a court order, White House bars AP from Oval Office event

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  • Who do we want to stop him?

    “Military” I mean realistically

    [sadposting]

    • Harvard Announces It Will Defy Trump Order to Cut DEI Programs and Expel Pro-Palestinian Protestors

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    • Even his doctors are full of it

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  • Rewarding sanity in these not sane times with this small vote up

    This is important if we’re gonna poke fun, so we know whether to defend the “fact” sarcastically or not

    • Even his doctors are full of it

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  • Noooo that sucks

    Sorry to hear overall though glad you’ve also shared the sliver of a silver lining, so you give a tidbit of hope there

    Closing with words bound to sound empty: wishing for research on this for you

    • Even his doctors are full of it

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  • collage pls

    • Intellectually disabled teen shot by Idaho police dies after being removed from life support

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  • Only lightly downvoted, nice

    of bullets is always an entirely understandable distraction

    Was a firearm drawn? Was it discharged? Don’t care about # of bullets personally, one could kill my loved one just like 10,000 could.

    • You don't have to live like this

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  • Which bar would get all the amateurs?

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • May I please say, having read your comments, show some goddamn respect. If I were a little man on frozen tundra seeing this stoking here I’d send some crypto your way ha, I mean come on you know we love him and yeah suggest some alternatives please but come on - calling for introspection

    • Full Circle

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  • Ooooh sorry weathering revolutions isn’t part of our Fascism ‘25 package - that was extra :-/

    Would you be interested in our selection of neck guards?

    • Meta whistleblower Sarah Wynn-Williams says company targeted teens with advertisements based on their ‘emotional state’

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  • True!!

    OK now they can try climate change (dangit indoor skiing etc. nvm but still that’s not as fun so they take the L)

    • Social Security lists thousands of living immigrants as dead to prompt them to leave, AP sources say

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  • You’re in LUCK! 🍀 🍀 🤩

    Wrongthinkers ain’t gonna be protesting much longer

    • US fires Greenland military base chief for 'undermining' JD Vance

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  • x squeeze me rudeeee :)

    • Mahmoud Khalil can be expelled for his beliefs alone, US government argues

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  • Thanks for the reply.

    The guy in question

    Mahmoud Khalil, had to check. Where’d you read the “kill everyone”? Here’s my glance @ Wiki:

    That makes him sound limpdick af, so wanna read where you see your news (not facetious)

    • Parents

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  • (I thought uhoh, meant to come back and edit and say “wait that should probably be treated as rhetorical!“)

    heh thankful that particular crap’s past!

    • Supreme Court says Trump administration must facilitate return of deported Maryland man

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  • "Please return this horrible criminal, who I never want to have in America again, because the court is ordering me to ask you against my will, and keep in mind that if you say no then I won't force you to do anything and in fact I'll like you better,"

    💯000

    Yeah it wouldn’t need to be said at all really, the AP headline (ok, article) on the court decision would be sufficient, but

    lack of subtlety

    Cheers for the double dose of insight