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Until they reach the point of getting Gaddafi’d

Europe, we need y’all to get it on your servers

Ya it’s bad

No “just” is the beauty

Sure, they can try, I suppose… but that’s a lotta billions and a huge % of global rev

META -$70b on Metaverse likes the sound of Apple trying the same :)

I wonder if Europeans should have a case when they want to do 31 days of business travel and Apple cut off their apps.

“No problem, here’s the exemption form; please attach your itinerary and a blood sample”

Anyone know the whole range of the enabling technologies for the geofencing?

Look at the nearby WiFi networks, check GPS, see what cell towers are around, (Apple account registration location)…?

In April, the European Commission fined Apple €500 million ($585 million) for blocking developers from steering users to cheaper payment options, and warned that daily penalties of up to 5% of global revenue could follow if it failed to comply.

LMAOOOO get fucked, Apple we love your hardware and your software (when properly tested first), but given you’ve had a great run with the fees now it’s time to let us own our hardware at least a little.

5%? Not messing around. No wrist slap there.

Let’s go freedom, let’s go Apple-but-the-right-way (please)!

Right thooooo

ugly, poorly dressed

meh ain’t hurting nobody

unintelligible

little our fault innit, also don’t wanna punch down

Get your emotion though not denying your feeling :)

Not any 2a advocate, those willing to be heroes while accepting their freedom and/or heartbeat may be permanently restricted

2a advocates prob w/o [small] children, who can stomach dOmEStiC TeRrOiSM charges

(It’s a friendly reminder the enemy has no morals, no qualms about putting you away in a box or slightly larger box, that’s all—they’ve done it before, they salivate at the thought of doing it again)

No make

Only eat

LOL

Supreme Court’s got baby don’s flaccid chode down their throats, so no rules for him but others unfortunately…

birds = cat food

😢

Important point

Genocide is bad and you are right

Who helped Taylor Swift? (I don’t know myself)

:D ☕️

You are wonderful!

A couple very helpful things you said:

Its effect on the gray background plus different color dresses can look the same based on lighting. (lol the second point is childishly basic but yeah it helped)

Going to show this to a friend and see if I can’t just deepen my understanding a bit more. Thank you [king][queen][royal] Lemming

Edit: r u a scientist? Well, I mean “classically trained” in that field/industry? Cuz obvy ur citizen scientist AND EDUCATOR 🫡

It’s WONDERFUL! I can’t remember if I did this a decade ago but you totally solved this tiny obstacle that was a complete wall b/c lazy.

Have you ever poured your French press through a paper filter? Certainly wasteful. But sometimes treat myself, as it’s nice drinking to the last drop knowing it will be sludge free even if it was a finer grind.

Do you microwave your cold brew or maybe go the other direction, ice it up? For the latter I might have to fill a few cubes worth of an ice tray with Oatly barista blend (probably about the most expensive oat milk—uniquely palatable).

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Edit: think I’ll prepare tomorrow’s right now. Will see how the cold brew is with ~triple the brew time tomorrow!

I am so stupid

Preparing tomorrow’s right now and going to pretend like it wasn’t the idea I’ve been looking for forever