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pancakes @ pancakes @sh.itjust.works
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  • Thank you for being the commenter you hoped to find but couldn't and are instead the commenter i hoped to find and did.

    • Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

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  • I'm a simple man. I see boobs and I upvote.

    • Evening cake

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  • I thought the middle layer was a pickle at first

    • it's me. I'm the one who rules

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  • It's easy to miss

    • Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest

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  • If anyone here is desperate to suck at the teet of a corporation, it ain't me.

    And yet...

    • Good morning Lemmy I choose beautiful puns.

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  • bAziNgA

    • EA is looking at putting in-game ads in AAA games — 'We'll be very thoughtful as we move into that,' says CEO

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  • Many words come to mind when i think of EA and "thoughtful" is an antonym of most of them.

    • Bimbo is Italian and masculine, the correct feminine term would be "bimba"

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  • Was there ever an implication that "no problemo" was Spanish? I'm from a country with 0 Spanish influence and it's occasionally used. I just thought it was because it rhymes.

    • Rules for Life

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  • hits bong

    Cat hits smaller catnip-filled bong

    That seemed to work

    • Choose your difficulty

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  • I used to work with a guy that moved from Mexico city after his favourite cafe got gunned down by the cartel, his neighbor's family got beheaded, and a family friend's daughter got kidnapped.

    • Cartography rule

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  • Canada is just soooo big 😩

    • Lightning bugs

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  • Wow I would not believe my eyes...

    • I'm a poet who blows it

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  • I'm a poet and i wasn't even aware of it at the time of me speaking the original sentence.

    • Wish I could charge people $100 an hour when I answer their calls like a 1-900 number

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  • I feel so seen right now.

    Unlike my 8 voicemails that are sealed away in a tomb of my own guilt.

    • Rule

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  • Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

    "Are you just going to fucking stand there?"

    • 'Marketing's dead, and I can back this s**t up': Baldur's Gate 3 publishing director says players 'just want to be spoken to, and they don't want to be bamboozled'

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  • I wouldn't defend cdpr's shit but cyberpunk has been an objectively good game for years. No amount of hating the launch, company, or external factor will change that.

    • HALP.

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  • I think you're getting backlash because you don't know what "objectification" means.

    • Nervous systems

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  • I have one of the largest nervous systems because my body is a system and oh jeez guys I'm nervous.

    • Listen, libs...

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  • I'm a generally unpleasant person to be around.

    Checkmate liberals.

    • This Devrule's Harvest

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  • Satan has always been canonically hot