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  • Treat your dad 😩

    (him letting out a sign of relief because his credit card payment isn't super high)

  • Tap or filtered water. It's both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.

  • That's not part of the cycle. That's just a big status effect he permanently applies to people.

  • homemade explosive

    Shows a skill for arts and crafts, creativity, perseverance. Very wholesome traits in a partner.

  • Wow my condolences, getting cheated on is awful. And don't feel bad about my situation, it was the best breakup I've ever had. We both had realized beforehand that over the years we were together, the spark had slowly faded. We were so compatible as friends that when we spent time together, it was more like hanging out with a friend than a partner. The breakup itself took almost 3 hours and it was just us reminiscing about all the good times we had and how neither of us were at fault. I hope she finds someone worthy of how great she is, just like i wish the same for myself. It was truly a wholesome time, and now that i know what the real thing feels like, i know I'll find it again some day.

    I hope you find that special someone that vibes in the exact same way you vibe, the kind of person that makes your heart excited like a kid getting excited for chicken nuggets.

  • I thought the plural of fish was "wet guys"

  • I would like to see a robot procrastinate getting work done for hours on end as well as i do!

  • This isn't the exact same situation but me and my SO of 8 years broke up in January. It hurt a lot at first but over time I'm happier then i ever thought i would be without her. It's an excellent opportunity to look at yourself with an introspective lens and grow as a person.

    That and a lot of anime, video games, working out, magic the gathering, and discovering new hobbies.

  • FFS

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  • I'm concerned that you don't know that humour is subjective.

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  • It's also a beloved science fiction franchise.

  • Oh shit you're right, i guess we just didn't do the math correctly

  • I watched them all a couple years ago when me and some friends wanted to binge them all in one day. The extended cuts are superior but we just didn't have time.

  • The beedrills are 12 feet tall in Australia and breathe fire

  • You can actually pour it into a can or container, put a wick (or make one out of paper towel) and burn it like a candle. The aroma actually isn't that strong since it's mostly fat and it doesn't sputter or anything. The solids sink to the bottom while solidifying.

  • My neighborhood squirrel hung upsidedown on our bird feeder holding the top with his feet while he ninja'd seeds out of the feeder. I was more impressed than anything.

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  • I'm just watering my LLM tree sapling

  • Henceforth you shall be the torchbearer for the memory of Ralph. His memory will live on due to your efforts.

  • Ralph only ceases to exist when the last person views this meme and then closes it, as well as when the last person forgets Ralph ever existed. All I know is that person isn't me and thus I have no blood on my hands.