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The $50 dickbutt DLC isn't scheduled to be released until a month after the launch, but for an extra $70 you can get the limited edition collectors edition at launch, that comes with a cheaply made Mario-with-a-butt-instead-of-a-head limited edition figurine.

And for $40 you can also purchase the "getting started" pack--that includes a save file where we beat the game, so you don't even have to play it. Your name, email address, and SSN will be on our first-to-finish list!

I'm gonna release a AAAAA game. It'll cost $95 and when you install it, it'll just be a romhack of Super Mario World changing all the enemy sprites into butts. There'll be a link to file complaints that just points to a terrible image made in ms paint that says "lol f u".

My stock prices gonna hit the moon.

Hmm.. on second thought, Reagan.

Nixon

I hope someday to have as much self confidence as someone who lists a "slightly shat" chair for $75.

Exiled Kingdoms - it's a labor-of-love project inspired by classic 90s RPGs. I've played through it a few times, it's solid.

Sounds like the linguists got drunk.

"No no no no no... iss'not a ball, issa sphhhere"

First ammendment? Never heard of it.

I haven't used a lot of slicers, but I'm not aware of any that would do this automatically. In theory it shouldn't be terribly difficult to do, but it would be difficult to do it well (that is, optimize for fewer supports, etc).

Just be sure to get the proprietor's permission first.

Careful, the floor's a bit slippery

No, the other answers explain why.

Tilt your head 90 degrees to one side. Bam! Now it flips up and down.

Looks pretty heckin wise

My banking app is fine on it. It won't run Microsoft Authenticator, but if my company wants me available, they can buy me a separate phone.

Google--not really a fan of the company, but the Pixels have been solid for me. The cameras have always been great, and weirdly, the bootloader has always been easy to unlock (I'm running LineageOS on my Pixel 7), so you can still get some modicum of privacy if you like.

Capitalism. Specifically, the stock market. IPOs make good companies into bad companies.

Being owned by stockholders effectively removes any amount of "human" in the company's choices and direction. There becomes a single goal, to which everything else is sacrificed: make stock prices go up in the short term. The C-suite execs will say all sorts of other shit, but any appearance of accountability or altruism is solely geared to making more money at any cost. Any leadership with a soul will be forced to either give up trying to be "good", or they leave.