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  • Now swap the images but keep the text where it is

  • When Satan says "damn, bro, maybe lighten up a bit" you know it's pretty bad.

  • I knew it!

  • The secret ingredient then was the same as it is today.

    Slave labor.

  • It's a nice, subtle "fuck you" to guests you don't really like

  • I raise you

  • Girls don't need 30 limes. Beautiful baby girls, like, 11 or 12, don't need 34, 35 limes. Maybe they can have 3 limes.

  • Can confirm. Here in Canada, nobody works. We all sit at home and play video games instead. There's no industry, no shops, no hospitals. Only video games.

  • I figured they were going for the Pixar I.

  • Gotta get me some crisp wet

  • That's the thing, the whole country is his couch now

  • How do conservatives continue to make things sound awesome when they attempt to cast them in a negative light?

  • I apparently haven't had that issue. Are you using a @proton.me address, or your own domain? I've been using my own domain (set up with all the tricks they tell you to use) and it seems to go through without issue.

  • Debian is an operating system based entirely on free software, while a fedora is a type of stylish hat.

  • Yeah, American candy has about the lowest standards. Canada isn't much better, but there's a noticeable difference in the quality of chocolate in common chocolate bars. We once did a side-by-side comparison of KitKats (we live right on the border) and the difference was stunning.

  • My wife looked it up. It's a hard licorice candy with a salty filling from the Netherlands called Napolean Zwart-Wit (which loosely translates to "tarred scrotum").

  • I got a monthly food box for my wife a number of years ago. Each month they sent snacks from a different country.

    I can't remember which country it was from, but one month we got some round, hard candies. It was one of the most unfortunate things I have ever intentionally put into my mouth.

    I don't even remember the flavor (licorice, maybe?), because my brain attempted to bleach it out.

    Everything else was usually tasty, though.