outer_spec @ outer_spec @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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take of this bread and eat, for it contains the knowledge of good and evil

only in oklahoma

Also, as someone from the US, foreign politics are interesting to me and a nice change of pace from what I normally get

Me who uses Nano:

you can get it here

as a femcel college student whos never owned a sex toy (my mom looks at my credit card account and I don’t want to embarrass her) here’s my thots on this.

1. cis lesbians probably would use fleshlights more if they had something to stick in them. maybe they could rub their clit & labia in the hole, but it still seems kinda wasteful since they’re only using the top part. it would probably be a better idea to get a grinder that vibrates
2. we like the gock 🚀💎🍆🤲😎

People in the comments are complaining about how some of the words in this post are misspelled… buddy I have bad news for you about the website where it came from

I mean, people did steal the fancy bricks that were on the outside of the pyramids, so it’s not a stretch to imagine they’d want to steal the rest

i scratch my labia majora

how did I never notice this

what.

youre welcom

no

Pink

be me

create a universe bc bored

make up a guy to live in it, call it “adam”

adam looks a bit lonely, decide to give it friends

make up a whole bunch of different guys, call them “animals”

adam doesn’t hang out with any of them??????

wtf.jpg

break off one of adam’s ribs

make it into a new guy, call it “eve”

they immediately start fucking each other

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before i go i tell them not to eat the fruit that makes you smart

the next day i see adam and eve with animal parts draped over them???

ask them “what the fuck is that” they say “clothes”

???????

they say they put the animal parts on themselves to not be naked

how the fuck do they know what being naked is. they were supposed to be dumb as fuck when i made them

obviously they ate the fruit that makes them smart

tell them to gtfo

What the fuck anons??? The guys I made literally did the opposite of what I told them to do

hey, it beats the pwion disease

Hello, I would like to buy your entire shipment of pink hammers

The great thing about this meme being dead is that whenever I see it again, I genuinely wasn’t expecting it

Ah yes, enslaved Meme Man