ouRKaoS @ ouRKaoS @lemmy.today

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I'm sure an Infinite ice bath has an appeal to someone

A game that no one I know IRL knows exists without me telling them:

Eliminator Boat Duel on NES.

Basically Super off-road meets Cobra Triangle.

Rock & Roll Racing is top tier.

People that stupid are out there... I saw someone at Costco trying to get a 90" TV into a Prius.

Quokka.

I need that type of positivity in my life.

How long until hosting a Lemmy instance is illegal?

Cars are designed by people who don't do maintenance themselves.

Anyone with access to the Internet has the knowledge available to them. I'm sure their search history will be discoverable and yield some insight.

You really think Elon is paying tarrifs? Or bills? Or his employees?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, he's not gonna come to you anyway!

Jarjar finally caught up to him...

Yep!

All the tech companies are invested in AI, and it's gloriously expensive to do from scratch. Instead, they'll drop $100 million to "stay relevant in today's climate" without doing any work.

Queen: Sum denique

No pieces can interact with the queen for 3 turns. Any piece that crosses the queens path during this phase is removed from the board.

I think I saw a story about one of these guys once. His body was "found" when they x-rayed a Buddha statue that looked a little different and saw a skeleton.

Metal AF to just decide "I'm going to find enlightenment or die trying" and then just sit.

Here in America we'd call that a "Music Festival" and due to taking things too far instead of bongs there would be bongs, alcohol, meth, ecstasy, heroin, and a variety of prescription pills. There would also be a couple "discreetly" having sex in the middle of the crowd, and someone passed out after having shit their pants.

As an American:

1 - Taking things too far is The American Way™ and we are proud of our excessiveness.

B - I'm sad that I have no idea what a "bush doof" is, but it sounds pretty cool if there's bongs and turtle balls.

Third - I got nothing else, just being excessive at this point

IV - why are you still reading this? I told you I got nothing else.

f - I think I lost count of which point I was on...

I still think naming the one black kid in town "Token" is the best joke in the whole show. I always like jokes where you're not sure if you're supposed to be laughing or not.

I think calling him a wild card is giving him too much credit.

He's like the card that tells you the rules of a game: thinks he's important, but no one cares.

Mint?

Are you sure...? It's whaf-fah thin...

Sprints away

I think the current administration's version of rifle therapy would be a firing squad...