Pretty sure if I wake up on the back of a tyrannosaurus, I'm going to try and kill it so I'm not caught in the crossfire of everyone else trying to kill it.
"I'm sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you're not attempting to illegally enter our country.
Here's a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that's lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."
Knowledge of sports statistics is a socially acceptable autistic hyper fixation.
Ever talked to one of these people? You mention a baseball player and they can tell you what their batting average was for each year of their decade long career, or they can tell you where every NFL player went to college; meanwhile I have trouble remembering my own phone number.
If we can get them to teach Linux instead of Windows and tell people - this will run on whatever computer you bring to class