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ouRKaoS @ ouRKaoS @lemmy.today
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  • Me: Throws picture of Ex

    Bin: Doesn't move

    Screen: "Take her back. Is this correct?"

    • K Y S

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  • Mixed messages from the yield sign ahead

    • "1.32 MB" Is that pronounced, "one-point-three-two" megabytes, or "one-point-thirty-two" megabytes?

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  • I have heard people drop the "point" and say "One Fourty-four".

    • Indonesian student detained by Ice after US secretly revokes his visa

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  • There is always a massive gap between "Someone should do something about this" and "I should do something about this."

    • What are three questions you can ask someone new to know if they are friend material or not?

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  • Blue

    Hologram

    Cryptid

    • Tesla Slumps Below 50% Share of California's Electric Car Market

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  • Rivian & the 2 or 3 models the big manufacturers have. I see way more hybrids than full electrics in my area.

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  • It's like the zero-tolerance policy my at my kid's school...

    I told them if you get hit, since you're going to get suspended anyway, fight back until I get there to pick you up.

    • Happy Easter from the POTUS

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  • Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.

    My guess is the cross is his phylactery.

    • Who's That Pokémon?

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  • They're beautiful 🥹

    • Can it play Doom? - New LLM Benchmark

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  • Somebody call Code Bullet!

    • If babies can suck milks out of breasts, why can’t a grown man blow them up like balloons?

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    • Exclusive: Tesla to delay US launch of affordable EV, a lower-cost Model Y, sources say

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  • Just spray it with acetone and wait a bit...

    • If there was about to be a long term internet outage and you have limited storage, is it better store fewer Movies and TV shows in high resolution, or store more of them but in lower resolution?

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  • A couple emulators and a few console's entire collection of games takes up a surprisingly small amount of space.

    • Who's That Pokémon?

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  • I want to pick Gengar, but can I just say the OG Ghost trio?

    • ICE Detains U.S.-Born Citizen Despite Judge Seeing Birth Certificate

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  • Can we bypass the melee weapons & go straight to the AR-15's?

    • What else are they hiding from us?

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    • They won't let you live that Bob's Burgers life!

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  • Im not living on site and working at the company store...

    The number of managers that would come upstairs to knock on your door to get you to cover a shift; it angers me just imagining it.

    • What acronyms are you annoyed to see take on other meanings?

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  • Gotta run with the lowercase "t" to have a little distinction

    • Dude, what's wrong with Reddit?

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  • Reddit Mod:

    Uh oh... You showed empathy to animal life.

    Deleted for being Woke!

    • The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore

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  • There's a whole instance...