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Damn Daniel

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  • By bringing him to the bar!

    • Damn Daniel

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  • Yesterday at my local pub. Moriarty the Maine Coon and Watson the German Shepherd. They belong to my friend and they're bar trained.

    • Bears give zero fucks If they don't have beans.

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  • Tanya Harding?

    • I'd queue up

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    • Bears give zero fucks If they don't have beans.

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  • I sometimes wonder what the fuck is wrong with modern comedy, thinking that people have no idea what's funny... then I see shit like this, or remember how dumb old Garfield comics were.

    • We'll have plenty of camps to have them sent to by then.

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  • The real post is the shits we took along the way.

    • How long can you track a Pixel after a thief has powered it off? I tested it to find out

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  • This is not a feature in my eyes; it's a security and privacy breach.

    • William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th province

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  • It would surely bring me serenity if Cascadia became real.

    • The clueless people are out there among us

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  • Cables going in 3 directions? Who can live at that speed?

    • The clueless people are out there among us

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    • I replaced my iPhone with an e-paper Android handset - here's my verdict after a month

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  • Been meaning to do that for a while, but most e-ink phones aren't compatible with US networks.

    • William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th province

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  • Edging just got less sexy.

    • William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th province

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  • Not without Washington, you won't. Cascadia Now!

    • What are some of the stupidest, non-political takes you've seen on the fediverse?

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  • It's all true, but I can't prove it

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  • Hard work is not an embarrassing or negative thing. Factory workers should not be shamed. We're all trying to get by.

    • Apparently Trump didn’t know Pentagon paused Ukraine aid back in February. Reuters: U.S. military aid to Ukraine was paused in early Feb — not by Trump, but by Defense Secretary Hegseth.

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  • How did he not? I knew. Why didn't the president?

    • Facebook Allegedly Detected When Teen Girls Deleted Selfies So It Could Serve Them Beauty Ads

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  • If a law has a fine, it was created to deter poor people.

    • Ya dirty heathens.

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  • *Good music. The porn wasn't guaranteed.

    • Ya dirty heathens.

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  • Scamblevision.

    • Source: once let the wife set the temp while showering.

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  • good thing we'll never shower together.