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  • Spaceballs! When I was maybe 8 or 9.

    I asked my mom "What's a 'virgin alarm' and what does it mean that it is programmed to go off before you do?" and she said ask me again in thirty years.

    Reminds me, I forgot to ask her.

  • OMG really? How COULD you...

    Neglect to offer your valuable opinion. Hey, you're a human and have valuable things to say. Haters gon hate. Fuck 'em.

  • Small instance owner here. All are welcome. We have one really busy community here, and a few others that are just getting going that you might find interesting. You like World of Warships? The Last of Us? St. Louis Battlehawks? Abandoned Buildings?

    You'll notice some of these communities are a ghost town. Images are broken and there's a rat eating pizza. So step up. Avoid the large, overwhelmed, weirdly-political instances and give us little guys a chance.

    I'll begin by introducing myself. Hi! I am oleorun, named after the recently deceased Bob Uecker's Baseball Hall of Fame speech. My instance, https://real.lemmy.fan/, is known for the !weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan community, but we have more to offer. !aviation@real.lemmy.fan , a college radio station, !wsup@real.lemmy.fan , and more communities waiting to be joined, and built, and best of all there's no ads, no donation requests, just pure love of a federated instance that thrives on niceness.

    I'd be real happy for you to join us.

    oleorun@real.lemmy.fan

    Edit: Typos

  • I laughed way too hard at this, well done

  • FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8

    and

    CTQBH-WBMFB-J42VR-H6TGG-2DRDT

    are the two that I used almost non-stop.

    (I have them memorized - Never forget the 6 month cycle of reinstalling XP.)

  • Anyone brave enough yet to go to the website?

  • TSA doesn't provide protection. It provides security theater.

    Protection implies some sort of attention designed to safeguard something of value.

    Security theater is the purchasing of ineffective and expensive machines from corporations in key senate districts to win voting influence and campaign donations.

  • I am a lemmy(.)fan

  • I would have removed your content, too.

  • Our LG washing machine does this once every year and a half almost like clockwork. It will simply refuse to do anything until it is unplugged and then plugged back in.

  • Your boss should listen to DBAN! Their new stuff sucks but their classics were amazing. They opened for Erasure.

  • A wild Spotted Cow appears.

  • Incredible article and read that will send me down the rabbit-hole later when I have some free time!

    Thanks for sharing!

  • But only to the newbs. The REAL (gatekeeper) Noodle Deathers make sure to use the FULL NAME. :)

    Seems realistic anyhow lol

  • Very much so!