ohwhatfollyisman @ ohwhatfollyisman @lemmy.world

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or build in a return-to-factory-by-yourself feature into them.

i'm confused. i thought tube or not tube was the question and not the answer?

someone misunderstood the way in which a pen is mightier than the sword.

i want to make an app called "my leg" and set it to break apple store policy so that the eventual headline can read, "apple pulls my leg".

topologically, though, isn't that just the same as all speaking and listening? it's all mouth to ear.

if anything, force-fitting 69 seems unduly contrived. like if you shake someone by the hand, the top of your palm 69's the bottom of theirs. or if you give them a high-five, it's the forefinger and pinky.

or if you respond to this comment, we'll be 69ing each other's eyes with our fingers.

i mean, isn't it a submarine, after all?

i once suffered from a punctured lung

and later a fire-ant bit my tongue,

but neither gave me as much pain

or drove me as batshit insane

as did plying my custom to shitty samsung.

wait, in the article, why is his left eye removed in the first photo and his right eye in the next?

since when are nazis so against electricity? or is it that she personally prefers gas?

i'd hate to see what's "snow white" in this version.

WWE fans concur.

conjecture: maybe autocorrect once got hold of "bugger" and things kind of evolved from there?

how would you feel about an article titled,

"This" word in article titles infuriates internet readers

do take the time to read the full article. particularly the section titled "LASIK vs. Reading Glasses".

separately, my cohorts and I are in the mid-40s and have undergone LASIK evaluation. the unanimous consensus given each of us is that we will have to undergo the procedure again and again as our eyes age. that we will have to fall back on glasses.

i speak from personal experience on this topic.

LASIK procedures are "permanent", at best, till the patient's mid-40s. one source.

Pay once or pay multiple times a year?

no glasses wearers pay "multiple times a year" for new spectacles and lenses. the frequency does go up to once in two years or once a year after the mid-40s because of presbyopia, but that expense would be incurred anyway whether one gets a LASIK procedure done or not.

it's a tennis match that Sean Connery plays without a partner.

all of this could have been avoided if only that one pesky 2000 year-old book was banned to begin with.

scanning a random qr code has to be this generation's plugging in an unknown usb drive.

especially since just reading the headline made me cry.

the optimal approach would be to embrace public transport and let cars go the way of carthorses.