odium @ odium @programming.dev

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time to build a wall and make Canada pay for it.

It's only the longest border between any two countries in the 21st century. What could go wrong?

Install more calculator apps and you won't have time for YouTube.

you know you don't have to read spam emails right? and there's no Nigerian Prince or any other celebrity contacting you via email.

I do all the time. Usually, when I shit, I'm also gonna pee.

the rule doesn't lie

yeah, it's high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.

what?

my math is proving that dad could have played roblox at 12 and had a kid at 22. And said kid would be 8 now.

Roblox released in 2006. Let's say dad was 12 in 2006 and played it then. Dad would now be 30. Which means 8yo was born when dad was 22. Very plausible.

my theory is natural selection of humans/human ancestor species. The ones who didn't find shelter in time before a rain were more likely to die.

haha so true!

I was inspired by them

I have actually gotten an offer from the military industrial complex which needed security clearance before, but I chose not to accept it for my conscience.

One post away in the upwards direction for one, and downwards direction for the other.

Completely intentional. I'm a modern nostradamous.

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Why do I remember? Because I just edited that one a few hours ago to make this one.

Thank you for your service

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username checks out

insanity mostly

awww thx, i love you too <3