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Apple CEO Tim Cook's total pay drops to $63 million for 2023.

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  • I got a picture of his ass in my wallet, if you just wanna kiss that.

    • If Trump and Biden both died today, what would happen?

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  • some people are happy, some are sad. then we all get on with our miserable lives

    • Fruit Stripe Gum Is Gone Forever

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  • can we still chip our teeth on bazooka joe?

    • Honda announces a new line of electric cars, the Honda 0

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  • I've known some people that get really car-sick riding backwards.

    • Honda announces a new line of electric cars, the Honda 0

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  • the name puts images of "E. Honda" from the street fighter games in my brain.

    • What is your least favourite acronym?

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  • PICNIC. problem in chair, not in computer.

    • After approving blessings for same-sex couples, Pope asks Vatican staff to avoid 'rigid ideologies'

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  • what he really means is avoid “rigid ideological positions” like "don't rape children"

    • Billions are on the line for lenders as White House finalizes credit card late fee cap of $8

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  • $8 fee but at 75% interest.

    • A gigantic new ICBM will take US nuclear missiles out of the Cold War-era but add 21st-century risks

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  • even in that world, humans still had to take things to the brink.

    • Vivek Ramaswamy Caught on Hot Mic Using Bathroom During Livestream With Elon Musk and Alex Jones

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    • Reddit now blocks signed out VPN connections.

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  • change your user agent to "fuck reddit and fuck you spez v. 1.2.45"

    • President Biden Announces Billions to Deliver World-Class High-Speed Rail and Launch New Passenger Rail Corridors Across the Country

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  • sounds like the perfect use of eminent domain.

    • I heard it for Michael Jackson first

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  • here is another one: did you know that Marilyn Manson was "Paul" from The Wonder Years

    • IBM releases first-ever 1,000-qubit quantum chip

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  • will it run crysis tho?

    • Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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  • just tell them there is a black man at the moment of theft, they will get on it lickety split!

    • What are your favourite things under 50$ that make your life a bit easier or more pleasant?

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  • tubshroom

    • NASA Plus Streaming: "our new ad-free, no cost, family-friendly streaming service unlocks our Emmy award-winning live coverage, embeds you into our missions through new original video series"

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  • flying toasters screensaver for life!

    • Apple will honor California's 'right to repair' rules nationwide

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  • yeah. not because it's right, but because it's cheaper.

    • Respect to anyone still managing a library of mp3s

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    • America's nonreligious are a growing, diverse phenomenon. They really don't like organized religion

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  • most are just pedophile rings anyway.