nothingcorporate @ nothingcorporate @lemmy.world

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I always say this. Occasionally, someone asks "what kind of dream" and I just 😬

First Jeff Bezos wouldn't let kids employees take leaks, now Zuck hates leakers

Because everyone likes an annoying buzz kill, he was actually quoting a universalist minister from a few decades before.

And now, most apps have been abandoned, but I still have a bunch of free games I'm going to miss.

Noem: You can't trust the government!

Reporter: You are the government.

Noem: Exactly.

I hate white Jesus

I saw the picture before reading the text, and thought "oh no what has Elizabeth Holmes done now."

And AOC has been kowtowing to Pelosi for the last few years in hopes of going along to get along. Hopefully this will wake up progressive Democrats to realize they will never be accepted by corporate Democrats, no matter how much they move to the right to appease them.

We're number one! We're number one!

Netenyahu: those are rookie numbers, we gotta bump those numbers up!

I think the old man is Ian.

Yeah, and the ghost pepper is medium spicy...

I forgot what a firehose of insanity Trump's presidency was like. Sure, everyone remembers that he wants to bang his daughter, but I completely missed the fact that her husband's dad got a hooker to bang his brother-in-law, secretly tape it, then use the tape to blackmail his own sister bit to testify against him... And then Trump pardoned him.

And now he'll be an ambassador, because of course he will. FML. F all of our Ls.

Switch to Firefox, be happy.

Hog warts

Dems: Republicans are Nazis

Also Dems: we're campaigning with Republicans!

Mustard Tiger

Here's my surprised face 😐

Old people crew checking in to shout out Tux Racer!

Lina Khan is the most useful bureaucrat in at least a generation.