It's funny you think they're not. They've been dick-riding manufacturers and lifestyle companies for decades. How much "Glock" or "Mossberg" merch have you seen out there? Those are eager corpo shills.
If you turn your entire house on its side and hang the TV from the ceiling then you could lay your bike down in the living room and achieve the same optical effect.
Bro they spent 5 years talking about adrenochrome and "demonrats" space lasers I'd be surprised if they could pronounce my name. I don't need to do anything to trigger them, so why even dance around?
Kegs aren't even hard to get. If he really wants that keg he can just call the nearest distributor and they'll be happy to hook him up. They might even deliver it.
And I think it's clear to most of us that Trump doesn't control the corpos but the opposite, they control him.
He's not going to skip any opportunity to enrich himself. Deregulate and sell is going to be their mantra, shit is going to get so bad over the next few deacdes. I wonder if America will even be recognizable in a century.
As someone who doesn't play the game or paint the minifigs or really interact with the franchise in any way at all, I really enjoy the lore and world building involved.
Hey look the firing squad is starting to bend in towards itself.
We gotta make sure we use the right words before we can even begin to have a productive conversation, if those words change every 6 months that's just too bad, use the current one or you're a bigot.
Improvised bunnies in their cars, high powered bunnies 200 yards away in the bushes.
They deserve bunnies.