nitefox @ nitefox @lemmy.world

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stop pooping in the bidet

The project is brand new (as in, the integration backend doesn't exist), I have to code and architecture it

It’s not web backend

What existing code? I have to write the whole thing from scratch

There is no codebase, I have to write it from scratch. Also nope, I’ve religiously avoided Java so far

Tell me you know I’m from an Italian company telling me I work for an Italian company

It is. It’s literally pain. To wash my butt I have to sit on the tub, it’s uncomfy and annoying and disgusting

non sei più uno scrollone eh

In Belgium toilets are in their own room, smaller than a super small storage room, with just the toilet, and they don’t have bidets; I call them ghettoilet

What’s a uti machine?

that's how instagram, Facebook etc became a walled activityPub, where each group/feed is its own instance that the user can comfortably spawn!

• wipe;
• water + soap for cleaning;

Yeah.

Doing the bidet without wiping first, is like shitting in the bidet

Scrivener works fine. I wouldn’t use Ubuntu, but that’s my personal opinion

You have to wipe first, then you use the bidet with your little hand to clean it. Hope you know that even if you wipe a lot, the poop bacteria stays there

Also, soft stool sticks more than hard stool

While you use less paper, you have to wipe first anyway before the bidet

Every house should have them

Nah, you should wipe first then use the bidet.

I mean, you don't do this OR that. You should do both

Right now I live abroad and we have just the tub, so yeah same remedy. It’s cursed and annoying though, so I hate it so much