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teleport to the woods

this is gonna be 99% doodly and acerola but i ain't complaining

the rest of the comic got sent to the woods

the continuation:

kind of a TILF thb

"My.. Employers have demanded I turn into a ball, Mr. Freeman"

im on oneplus and i hate default launcher. nova launcher does not seem to be open source

does this count?

made this a good while ago in response to this very post if memory serves

yea probably, i said that cos it funny :3

Seizureman

all fun and games until you accidentally cast viscous mockery while teasing your pals

couldn't you just say "you are immune to my powers"?

shapeshifting

depending on how realistic you want to keep it the benefits go from "pretty nice" to "god amongst men" level:

• backpain? just fix your back
• toothache? grow new teeth
• don't feel like going to the hairdresser? shift into a different hairstyle
• gender problems? forget HRT you can make hormones science doesn't even know about
• aging is no more (if you want)
• donate all the blood you want! hell you can donate your heart if you find a doctor that doesn't ask questions
• mental fog getting you down? just fuckin change your brain. "is it still me after?" don't know don't care now go revolutionize physics Einstein
• grow a tail

the possibilities are endless

pokemon evolution

where are you finding moths big enough you can smell their balls?

wow it's just assholes all day 'round in ai land

all beer is free if you can outrun the cops

we must commision hundreds of artists drawing oiled up trump got it

technology connections is a gem