First, thanks for such an enthusiastic, detailed, and entertaining write up! Not to mention educational! I, too, adore beans and eat them alone as a lunch often. May I suggest Rancho Gordo beans, I swear I don't work for them lol but getting to try all the amazing varieties they have has been so delightful!
It's quite naive to say that missionaries are just "expressing" themselves. It has been well documented that they use predatory and coercive tactics to take advantage of the poor and uneducated. Missionaries are colonialist, which is undefensible.
Please stop. You are actively hurting the cause. Being combative, dismissive, rude, and condescending turns people away, and makes them hate vegans and veganism. By your words, it is clear you don't actually want to convince people to eat less meat. You are just stroking your tiny ego. Seriously. Stop.
Even titles of plays. Nothing was slang for vagina, so Much Ado About Nothing was an off color joke roughly translated today as "a ruckesss about pussy".
I mean, that's great! But what happens to his army of degenerate war criminals? They just unite under some other scumbag? Hopefully, he was arrogant enough to leave behind no indication of what to do in an event like this, and they succumb to infighting. We can dream, I suppose.
Sucks. We had lots of fun there when it first started. But I've deleted my account now. It's hilarious to watch Jake try and make an empire. What a loser.
If only you possessed the capability to read what you wrote as an outsider. So weird and culty.