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I mean, technically, I guess (insert Futurama technical correct meme), but with that defintion everything is a puzzle.

I just breathed in, what do I do next? I can't inhale more air. I have to think fast! Maybe if I breath out, I can then breath in again... It worked! Amazing!

Wow, so the "x" on screen means I have to press the "x" on my controler while it's highlighted!?

Damn, thanks for spoiling that puzzle!

I think questions with "how", " why", "where" etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: "Do you use apps to learn a new language?"

Maybe you could argue about "what" and "who" questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don't care.

Also, even a "bad" question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.

Mad Donald 3 - Beyond the Iron Dome

However you look at it, it's shit either way. This joke stinks!

Ridiculous! You would basically need the mass of a planet for that to work.

I guess war does change.

"Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?"

What about Texas?

I don't think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe

COMEFROM is my go to function;

This reminds me of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lY0M917Ue6Y

Of course it is an argument! We are arguing!

I'm trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: "Hi, excuse me. I'm looking for tomatoes."

You: "We are out for today."

C: "Oh, that's unfortunate."

You: "" (still avoiding eye contact)

C: "Well, how about I come back tomorrow?"

You: "There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow."

C: "Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?"

You: "If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes."

C: "Are you alright?"

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

I haven't read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!

Thanks dog!

We need that template! 👷

The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

Looking at the comments,

I guess you...

...miscalculated. 😏😎 aaaahhhh