...well they are backwards, they're only about one-third of the electorate, and they will never ever vote fascist-light; meanwhile there's another unrepresented third of the electorate just waiting for anyone to offer them something worth voting FOR...
...i dumped them like a rock shortly after the pacific bell acquisition a quarter-century ago; sadly, our current ISP was my wife's unilateral choice...
...half that time before i realised it was only half the devices on our network, too: spent a long while chasing DNS poisoning, then the other half patching devices from a mobile hotspot...
...in the end, i never actually figured out why only half my devices couldn't resolve half of the internet, but a hard-power-cycle of our fiber modem resolved the issue...
...oh, oh, there's an RPG setting i read like this recently!..like magi-punk high fantasy mashed-up with the legions of hell and heaven allying with various nation-states in open industrial warfare...
...i disassembled the factory radio in my 1990 geo prizm and soldered an auxilliary cable onto the pre-amplification stage traces; it worked pretty well suspending a portable CD player from the rearview mirror for shock protection back in the days before memory buffers were a thing, even better with those little vinyl bands installed around the disc edge for additional gyroscopic stability...
...weesa no like da naboo: da naboo tink day so smartie, day tink day brain so big!..