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mortemtyrannis @ mortemtyrannis @lemmy.ml
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Rules, laws, etc

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  • Yeah I often do this in assignments and essays etc.

    • MAGA supporter says if wife doesn't get pregnant during sex then it's 'gay sex'

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  • You’re literally having sex with someone who likes dick.

    • Sampler plate rule

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  • Just need some kind of mayonnaise based dipping sauce and then I’m good.

    • [OC] I’m sick and my teen son woke up very early to make me a multiple course meal for breakfast (rest of the pics in the comments)

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  • Looks delicious

    • [Evidence Inconclusive] Germ Blaster

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  • Include the publishing year in your reference.

    • Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted?

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  • Feels bitter that justice never seems to come for the rich and powerful though.

    • Hashtag rule

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  • Suck it Trebek!!!

    • Perfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husband

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  • But don’t have a massive schlong at least?

    • Get the door! BREACH BREACH BREACH

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  • I can confirm.

    Source: I am the chef.

    • Why TED talks suck now

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  • Yuck not Sam Hyde. He is not a good person.

    • If you were a rich man... What would you do?

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  • I’d have one long staircase just going up and one even longer going down.

    And one more leading nowhere just for show.

    • BACK IT UP

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  • Dihydrogen monoxide has a 100% mortality rate for every person that has ever consumed it.

    • I really want to like Lemmy

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  • They said, in a thread that has literally tens of thousands of words in replies.

    • Sixth foreign tourist dies of suspected methanol poisoning in Laos

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  • There’s a lot of things criminals can get away with but if you kill a young pretty white girl, it doesn’t matter who you are, you’re going to prison for a long fucking time.

    Tell me again how white privilege doesn’t exist.

    • Masked group marches through Ohio neighborhood with swastika flags

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  • Sherman should have finished the job.

    His weakness was sympathising with southerners.

    • What’s the most messed up thing you’ve ever seen on the internet?

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  • Fair warning, I'm not here to judge but take it from someone who spent a lot of time trying to consume the most outrageous internet content to desensitise themselves - it all catches up eventually.

    Anyway, this is some of the stuff that comes to mind:

    Botfly extractions

    Teenage girl suicide (hanging in a tree - too young to die IMO)

    Microwaving kittens

    Toybox killer transcript and tapes (I don’t like torturing people who don’t deserve it)

    People having sex with aborted foetuses

    • Dinner time

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  • Brilliant. Well done.

    • Honey

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  • How much awareness of it’s existence do you think a bee has?

    • Spaghetti ❤️

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  • Sriracha, sesame seeds and spring onion on pasta?

    Interesting twist. How’d it taste?

    • 👮🏻‍♂️ ruleplay

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  • I just want to say that I understand the reference for this and for anyone wondering there was a video of a cop who thought an acorn falling on a car roof was a gunshot and he immediately empties an entire magazine into a car while wildly combat rolling like a terrified toddler.

    The body cam footage would be hilarious if it wasn’t so fucking terrifying.