I'm in the correct age, and terminally online enough to understand most of it. I can say 3 things:
Kids don't actually use these. There's an overlap between the latest slang and brainrot terms, and most of the ones that don't overlap primarily originated in some slang or common term, but nevertheless the majority of the words here now exist as brainrot terms first, not actual slang irl
This meme is using most of them wrong. Most brainrot memes do.
This is one of the lowest effort esolangs I've ever seen, so it's not terribly interesting. It's literally just python with keywords and some vars replaced with brainrot terms. To see something actually high effort that's similar, see something like Shakespeare https://esolangs.org/wiki/Shakespeare
About 1/8 of the page is the product. Almost NONE of the page is the “specifications” section, which is the most important section.
Not a very useful metric once you add in infinite scroll. More important is the fact is the "frequently bought together" section between the product and its details, all of which are collapsed by default (unless you did that)
This is the same country that tries to fight radicals in other countries by invading, oppressing, and ultimately creating more radicals. Our elite have little understanding of the socially deviant
Advertising doesn't have to be for extra stuff. You're going to get bread regardless. Which brand will you buy? Or will you make your own? Local bakery?
Advertising wants a say in that decision. Not really useful to society, but oh well
A little too long and generic. I think Fediverse is fine as long as we treat it as a name and don't force people to necessarily understand what it means. People understand names, they're the most human thing there is
Very clever, throw yourself into the pit you knowthink you can climb out of, so you can be proud of climbing out of it without actually making any progress
Ok, but one time I had this maddening problem that the rest of the internet claimed I needed windows pro and the group policy editor to solve, and I ran upon some"windows independent advisor" who just posted a bunch of powershell commands, that I ran blindly, and holy shit it magically solved EVERYTHING!
I have never successfully done this. I don't know how people do this