morphballganon @ morphballganon @mtgzone.com

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So blind people never get sunburn? Or always get sunburn?

It was a bit odd seeing him try to defuse a bomb in Die Hard With a Vengeance.

Seeing Wayne Knight in Jurassic Park, wondering why Newman is there

It would appear to be a reference to Magic the Gathering

He will give us all a good spanking!

It's just a flesh wound.

What do you mean, African or European swallow?

There are some who call me... Tim.

Bring out your dead!

I've got an idea, why doesn't Lancelot go?

Example?

I was going to mention Bioshock too, but what I love about it is the voiceovers never pause gameplay. The worst tutorials are the ones that make you sit through cutscenes that are longer than you want to sit through.

I love "what a load of rubbish" describing something unfair or dishonest.

Sometimes I'll throw out an "I say, old chap" for fun.

Something funny about humans doing human things?

The post title might give you a hint

Soup cans are tin though

Here's some steel

It was 1+2+1+1 or 1+2+2+1

Clue

Movie based on a board game? Blegh

But it's awesome. Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Lesley Ann Warren

Yup. Though we call cheese sauce queso.

Jessica Rabbit.

All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.

I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord

My hands.

I suspect at some point I'll switch to a brush with a handle.

What metal is the crown made of?

The spell only works on iron and iron-heavy alloys. An advanced version of the spell exists but the players don't have it yet.

When people told me I was smart as a child/young adult, what they really meant was I was showcasing a skill they lacked, which the overwhelming majority of people don't give a shit about an adult having.