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moosetwin
moosetwin @ moosetwin @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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"Dad, why don't you have lots of money like stepdad?" what'd you say?

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  • then explain that you need to convince me to buy @#$^ stocks in 3 years, it is really important

    • At least Biff wasn't allowed to appoint Supreme Court justices

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  • Yeah, even indoors.

    • the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win.

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  • It's a farm!

    • the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win.

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  • lemmy doesn't even have a losercity, HOW DID IT SPREAD HERE

    • the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win.

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    • It goes. We must.

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  • THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON

    • Street Smash Bros

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  • 50% me wanting to complain about being bored of this meme, 50% the pun

    • Street Smash Bros

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  • this has been circulated for so long, it isn't funny at all anymore

    switch 2 a funnier meme

    • Juicy

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  • unrelated but I saw this right as jerma started streaming

    • He keeps poor company.

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  • I was the ostrich, so I'm making a callout post on my lemmy dot com. Mark "Suckerberg", you got a small dick. It's like the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

    • Asking for help online

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  • or follow The United States' official guidance on this matter and pour river water in your socks

    • Asking for help online

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  • or do swallow it and get FREE internal bleeding from the stings

    • Classic Literuleature

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  • THOUGHT COMPLETE: Homo-Sexual Underground

    • superior rule system

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  • Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train.

    • Great success!

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    • Why Half-Life 3 speculation is reaching a fever pitch again

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  • team fortress 3! give it up for team fortress 3!

    • Why Half-Life 3 speculation is reaching a fever pitch again

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  • On its own, a single in-character post from a voice actor would probably be a bit too cryptic to excite Half-Life fans who have seen their sequel hopes dashed so often over the last two decades.

    • Hope rule

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  • world is a fuck

    • Choosing pink is chaotic evil?

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  • Jokes on you, I'm aromantic!

    I choose the weed gummy

    • rule when Meta is planning on creating "AI users" on FB and making dead internet theory a reality

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