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  • people say ducks/geese are fucked up but they look/act too silly for my brain to make the connection

  • OP clearly didn't get the broom closet ending

  • one of these is not like the others

  • found the human

  • this is what happens when you get a circumcision 😔 (donate to robots in need today)

  • I think it's a bit too late for that

  • clearly he escaped and is tweeting about his new schemes

  • I do!

    Jump
  • here, made with the highest standard of quality

  • yeah I go on the internet to escape the depressing world but it follows me there

  • Do it

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  • I haven't listened to any music since yesterday so here's some from my music playlist:

    • don't be a fool in my ass
    • the whole town's laughing at m(y ass)
    • dancin (with) my ass
    • master of flame in my ass
    • the fire and the flames in my ass
    • clubbed to death (with) my ass
    • dare to be stupid in my ass
    • in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

    OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

    • rules of nature in my ass
    • meat grinder in my ass
    • outrun the wolves in my ass
    • sharks in my ass
    • ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
    • small enemy spider in my ass
  • Do it

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  • streetlight people in my ass

  • alternatively: i'm the guy thinking a

  • i'm the guy thinking of fucking

  • That's not what I meant when I said I had taste buds up the ass!

  • I have a fever and it took me a good 30 seconds to get the joke

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I'm not religious but damn, he makes me want to be

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    decided not to storyboard the meme this time

    Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What are some YouTube videos with musical intros?

    Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What are some songs that you started listening to ironically, but grew to genuinely enjoy?

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I RULE THE DEPRESSO EXPRESS-O

    Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Skyrim Special Edition, 5-10 FPS

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do

    Gaming @lemmy.ml

    they made this fuckin' thing in real life

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The joke's on you! I wanted to be in their engineering department anyways!

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    yes, give me your sympathy, tell me that this is the depression speaking, it will only make me feel more sad about myself and less likely to do anything to fix it

    Technology @lemmy.world

    A new CGP Grey video, try to keep spoilers out of the comments for this one.

    Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    a different kind of piracy

    Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    What alternate Youtube frontends are there? And which ones do you recommend?

    Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Are any of these (firefox) extensions causing the 'Adblockers are not allowed on Youtube' message for you guys?

    /0 @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Getting an error whenever I try to upload a specific image

    Patient Gamers @sh.itjust.works

    Looking for an Incremental Game about filling a screen pixel by pixel, scanline by scanline, frame by frame.

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I was diagnosed (ruled?) 7 years ago

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    the jerma gif folder must grow

    No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Has the time since the invention of agriculture been long enough for any evolutionary changes to occur, and if so, what are some of those changes?