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moosetwin
moosetwin @ moosetwin @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Sorry to be a bother...

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  • Yeah, just make sure to plug it into the right port this time.

    • duly 'honored' and promptly ignored

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  • no, satan's maggoty cum fart is 100% serious

    • To Americans: How far apart is everything in the US?

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  • it takes half an hour to walk (one-way) to the nearest store

    • The first time they didn't care. The second time they loved it!

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  • Don't worry guys, I found the original version!

    • Hell rule

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  • it is excruciating

    • Very insightful

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  • somehow they said cunning without making a cunning linguist joke

    • Hummingbird feeders

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  • alright, now what are you supposed to do with the bird feeders?

    • cybersecurity rule

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  • I clicked on their profile to see if this is what they were referencing and it's all pickles

    • cybersecurity rule

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    • Revealed: Far higher pesticide residues allowed on food since Brexit

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  • I read that as testicle residues and was intrigued

    • Just picked up a new hat from the game store. Can't wait to get home from vacation and play, I've been waiting for months for this game!

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  • wrong concord, this post is referring to the video game

    • It'll be magical

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  • this took me longer than I'd like to admit

    • Forbidden Boomerang rule

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  • smh I didn't know porn was allowed on 196

    • Didn't even mark the Sopranos landmarks...

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  • As a New Yorker, I am legally obligated to inform you that I HATE NEW JERSEY!

    • They used to have 8 plus cashiers... I won't steal but I don't need to report it.

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  • Just remember, keep it under 500$ (may vary depending on where you live)

    • Thoughts

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  • no

    remember kids: if an intrusive thought tries to enter your head, just say no; they cannot legally enter without your consent

    • Ohio pets

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  • I'm not sure this meme is about what you think it is about

    • Analog Rule

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  • if you have a breast on your penis then you should see a doctor

    • Empire State Building reposted this picture from 21 March 2024.. RIP James Earl Jones

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  • wow I didn't know the empire state building could use xitter, I wonder what other famous buildings have this ability

    • Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

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  • what is computer thread google search what is the meaning of thread internet search call nathan call grandson nathan