I'll either avoid buying anything with this tech or pirate it. I want this idea to be 6 foot under as soon as possible.
For your sake, stop. My granfather died a slow and painful death that took about half a year due to lung cancer. Nobody should die like that.
I guess you could use powertools to set up tiling zones, but I don't know if you can do anything past that.
It's amazing how much setting up a caching server saves