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Elon Musk may have to sell billions in Tesla stock to rescue X

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  • He would know, he’s a genius himself!

    • Trump seeks to delay sentencing in hush money case until after election, ABC reports

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  • So, after he flees to Argentina?

    • For these voters, Tim Walz is a reminder of their dad - before they were lost to partisan division

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  • Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

    • Republicans On Georgia’s Election Board Order Reinvestigation Into 2020 Presidential Election

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  • I’ve never paid attention to the Olympics. What’s terrible about it this year?

    • Disintegrate

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  • What’s Elon?

    • Ruh oh, someone has gone over the line

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  • Just not that one

    • Tough choice

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  • I’ll ride on the wing

    • President Biden tested positive for COVID-19.

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  • I’m 42, vaxxed, and what passes for reasonably healthy in the US (which is to say, all kinds of fucked but still technically able to work). I had covid this week and at the peak I actually needed help standing up after kneeling to rummage through a drawer.

    • Tennessee’s drag ban is back after appeals court ruling

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  • If the case reaches the Supreme Court it’ll be “en mountebanc”

    • Danger drawer rule

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  • Phineas, are you guys building a reactor in the back yard?

    • You're going to have to find out for yourself, if you're so curious.

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  • Which historically is when some Christian writers believed the fetus gets a soul

    • Trump Rally Gunman Was ‘Definitely Conservative,’ Classmate Recalls

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  • His brain got smart but his head got dumb

    • After Trump assassination attempt, guns will still be allowed near RNC, but tennis balls will not

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  • Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)

    • After Trump assassination attempt, guns will still be allowed near RNC, but tennis balls will not

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  • This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls

    • After their children survived a school shooting, these ‘lifelong Republicans’ entered the gun conversation

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  • Wait so republicans fail the Voight-Kampff test?

    • It's not like I just change things for the sake of change

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  • Reddit, is that you?

    • Judge says FTC lacks authority to issue rule banning noncompete agreements

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  • Workers leaving states like CA for Texas are like anti-vaxxers who think vaccines are stupid because they don’t know anyone with polio.

    If our country survives for another couple decades, they’ll be so proud of themselves for “inventing” all the same worker protections they left behind. But not before experiencing their economic polio first hand.

    • AOC wants to impeach SCOTUS justices following Trump immunity ruling

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  • Order it, step down, get pardoned by President Harris

    • monster rule

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  • We were all thinking it, but it takes an eldritch abomination to say it out loud

    • This is nothing short of a miracle.

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  • Most of them just bounce back into space, like the one that became the moon