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So I have always gotten jokes. A friend told me his favorite and i just don't understand it. I did a web search and found variants but no explanation why it's funny or what it means. Can you help?

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  • Damn, lol. He might need to show this to his friend also.

    • please help me pick again rule

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  • 5 so that you can reach the cereal boxes on the fridge.

    • What would happen if you threw all the books in the world into the ocean?

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    • MADELIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

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  • Oh, a wed wose. ☺️

    • I'm frigging sleeping rule.

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  • Every child mattress 🤔

    • Warner Bros. Games Launches Mortal Kombat 1

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  • Wow they are really behind. My son and I just played Mortal Kombat 10 or 11 or something last year. Its going to take them ages to catch up.

    • Fox Execs on Strike-Impacted, Unscripted-Heavy Fall Launch: “We’re Bullish”

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  • I don't mind reality television. I wish that competition reality would be something other than singing, dancing, and food. Forged in Fire was cool, Lego Masters is fun.

    • Drake

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  • Drake

    • Earth got an update. What small features have been improved, added or fixed?

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  • Nothing too bad. Wasps and hornets now have knives. Enjoy 😊

    • -1/12

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  • One math man said that all the numbers added together equals -1/12, other math men said no infinity means it goes on forever. This meme makes fun of the wrong math man.

    I am lead to believe that all parties did math about the disagreement at some point to prove things.

    • [Weekly thread] What is the best movie you watched last week? 9 September

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  • I watched The Flash as my one movie last week too. Oops.

    • Thanos rule

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  • So does he want to eradicate 59% more or less of all life?

    • How do you torture an evil hell entity you capture in your room?

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  • So you caught a moth in a mason jar? I heard on the internet the other day that some moths don't even have mouths, they just live to bang. I'm sure you'll think of something.

    • If we discover the means to travel faster than light, but researching and developing the technology means that the Earth is destroyed in just a few decades, should the technology still be pursued?

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  • I feel like, maybe, you just watched Pandorum. As long as we don't let Dennis Quaid drive the ship, we should be okay.

    • Lemmy Admins Are Full Of Shit. They Are Obsessed With Having Power, Silencing Users, Banning Users, And Want To Use A Karma System Like Reddit To Restrict Your Ability To Use Lemmy.

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  • I am sensing you got banned from something for some reason. I also believe you put files in some sort of catbox - maybe.

    • If a guest at your house spontaneously combusts and just kind of burns up or turns to dust like a vampire how would you proceed from there?

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  • Look, I invited him in and we had a wonderful time until dawn. Is it my fault the blackout curtains weren't closed all the way? Yes. Will Dracula be pissed? Only if he can regenerate from being disintegrated. The relationship was just getting a little too claustrophobic for my liking.

    • I think we're out

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  • Oh. It isn't a person I am supposed to recognize and deconstruct their name for the joke, its just that the coffee filters are stuffed into turtleneck.

    • How often do you get asked how your day went?

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  • I don't check every day, but I think the bot here never forgets to ask. I don't want to share with it though. Y'know, Skynet became self aware in 1997.

    • To all the people who've given those few downvotes everywhere (no shame), what's the deal?

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  • There aren't enough upvotes to go around. So a few unlucky souls have to be downvoted. The problem is only going to get worse unless we downvote half the population. Randomly and dispassionately of course. Those who survived could experience an internet with bountiful upvotes, never a complaint about the lack of upvotes or the presence of downvotes. We just have to downvote half the population.

    • If You Had The Power To Force People To Be Nice And Giving, Would You? Why?

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  • Yes, but only on a case by case basis and at really weird times. Just walked into Walmart? Give the greeter your left shoe, but just you no one else has to. Next guy at the gas pump filling up? Cash payment and pants for his petroleum blessing. Wendy can't sleep? Time for her to gift her mail to her neighbor, how nice.

    As for the why. Just for funsies.

    Punishnent for refusal? Anxiety about not performing the action. Works on OCD people. I can't imagine the global population will resist for long.