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States keep denying RFK Jr.'s request to be removed from the ballot

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  • RFK could not be reached for comment, but was reportedly seen in his backyard tying dozens of pigeons to a lawn chair to see if he could fly.

    • Trump Considers Dropping Out Of ‘FAKE NEWS’ ABC Debate After ‘Biased’ Sen. Tom Cotton Interview

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  • Brave brave Sir Donald

    • Overruled

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  • Bro is about to be decapitated by the tunnel tho

    • Big dentist wants you to think floss will solve it

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  • It's a good ide-a

    • Calm down

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  • Q : I've been entirely preoccupied by a most frightening experience of my own. A couple of hours ago, I realized that my body was no longer functioning properly. I felt weak, I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me, I lost consciousness.

    Picard : You fell asleep.

    • Passing of the torch

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  • Tomorrow me could be dead. If that happens, I don't want to spend my last day doing work like a chump.

    • Harris-Walz camouflage hat reaches nearly $1m in sales a day after release

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  • Sorry for your loss

    • What has he done to deserve this?

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  • Nobody knows

    • Terminally offline SO

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  • Guys have you seen this sharpshooter from Turkey?

    • The Horrifying Fascist Manifesto Endorsed By J.D. Vance

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  • "Mamaw, would God still love me if I wanted to fuck the couch?"

    • J.D. Vance, Father of Biracial Kids, Endorses Trump’s Race Rant: ‘Totally Reasonable’

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  • I have a dream that one day my children will not be judged by color of their upholstery but by the comfyness of their cushions.

    • Oh well, tried my best.

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  • Gandalf wasn't there

    • Why I hate capitalism rule

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  • Most conservatives are the child in the red shirt telling the cops to stomp harder on the child in the purple shirt, because the guy in the blue shirt told them that's who stole their box.

    • Critics question JD Vance’s ‘weird’ defense of wife Usha after white supremacist attacks

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  • Don't worry. She's one of the good ones.

    • Republicans are beginning to have second thoughts about JD Vance

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  • Sorry GOP, no abortions, even in cases of rape or couchsex. You're carrying this baby to term.

    • Uh oh

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  • One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

    • Trump Tells Christians They Won't Have to Vote in Future: 'We'll Have It Fixed'

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  • So think of the SpongeBob meme where he keeps revealing more dirty diapers. We are currently at the panel where he points out the window to the mountain of diapers.

    • Elon Musk's X pushes Trump tags on all US users

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  • Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.

    • Counter-Strike co-creator says he's happy they sold the game to Valve—'They have done a great job of maintaining the legacy'

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  • CS_siege was great with the apc. Load up your teammates and drive them all off the cliff lol.

    • How Gingersnap lets us know there is something on the ceiling (probably a bug)

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  • It's not a bug, it's a feature!