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misterundercoat @ misterundercoat @lemmy.world
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More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

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  • Wow you must be a novice if you still need to slash. A true bushido master can cut steel without unsheathing the blade.

    • Tom Hanks Warns Fans About ‘AI Version of Me’ Promoting Dental Plan: ‘I Have Nothing to Do With It’

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    • Tom Hanks Warns Fans About ‘AI Version of Me’ Promoting Dental Plan: ‘I Have Nothing to Do With It’

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  • What about that one video where Tom Selleck wants to take my house?

    • What obscure thing you enjoy do you never get to talk about?

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  • What they don't understand is that the factory must grow

    • What obscure thing you enjoy do you never get to talk about?

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  • So ... there's this BBC television series presented by Jim Burke that you might enjoy.

    • With Hallowe'en around the corner be aware.

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  • Reminds me of the time I found an a bunch of cash and an N64 inside an old Gamecube.

    • Free vasectomy clinic fills up fast in Oklahoma City

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  • While a ball valve is more durable and provides a tight seal, opening and closing will cause an abrupt change in pressure that can strain your system. A gate valve will allow for more granular pressure regulation, but is prone to leakage and degradation of the valve stem over time.

    • This is why I left the IT dept

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  • That guy is too smart, he'd better he careful. He'll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.

    • World’s 1st drug to regrow teeth enters clinical trials

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  • Why waste time with crude matter when we could just be pure energy?

    • Judge rules Donald Trump defrauded banks, insurers while building real estate empire

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  • Oh don't worry. There are still years and years of appeals enough that Trump won't feel the sting of this for the remainder of his natural life.

    • Over 65 years ago this month, researchers ran the first FORTRAN program

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  • But job listing will still be asking for 70 years of FORTRAN experience.

    • Or just anyone who likes the convenience

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  • I disagree with your analogy. The death rate has held steady at 100% for quite some time now. The only difference is how wrinkly the corpses are.

    • Oh well

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  • Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part.

    • Wisconsin’s Republicans Went to Extremes in Gerrymandering. Now They’re Scrambling to Protect That Power.

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  • Big "...unless 👉👈" energy here

    • Get woke

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  • Look into the orb long enough, and the orb will graciously unburden you from sight, because you have done all the seeing. Very efficient.

    • Not a funny one but yes

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  • The secret is thin layers. Keep sanding it down and reapplying clear coat.

    • It's too late for them

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  • You will pay for your insolence!

    Insolence? We are pirates! We don’t even know what that means!

    • Remember when NFTs sold for millions of dollars? 95% of the digital collectibles are now probably worthless.

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  • That's why I trust money issued by a government. Because even if individual politicians are evil and useless, the money is still backed by bombs and bullets a huge amount of infrastructure and tangible assets.

    • I will always be silly! I will always be goofy!

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  • Every knows you have to turn up the heat inside the van until the noodles get soft enough to fold into the trunk.

    • [SWSW] why are you so obsessed with me?

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  • Bacta reality Oh, there goes gravity