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Oklahoma attorney general sues to stop US's first public religious school

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  • Religions: We have the right to be involved in public affairs.

    Also religions: No we don't pay taxes lol.

    Also religions: You know what, we should probably get a share of some of that tax money.

    • Another GOP ‘Bombshell’ About Joe Biden Turns Out To Be A Dud

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  • Crime against capitalism, the worst kind of crime

    • It's always either about my love for Star Trek or that time I got stabbed

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  • Well, it all started with a game of dom-jot ...

    • Jim Jordan loses 3rd vote for House speaker; GOP opposition grows to 25 reps

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  • How will I know how to react if no one gets slammed?

    • Australians Are Not Loving The Daily Wire’s ‘Bluey’ Knock-Off

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  • Um, no. It was brought over by poor Australian immigrant outback steak chefs in the 1980s. You can tell it's legit because all thier menu items have authentic Australian words in them.

    • Ruby being a photogenic lady

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  • She must have some orange blood

    • Australians Are Not Loving The Daily Wire’s ‘Bluey’ Knock-Off

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  • I'd say it's a tie between Steve Irwin and the bloomin' onion.

    • Sleeping less than five hours a night can raise depression risk, study suggests

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  • AWOOO NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT CRANK THAT HOG, BROTHER

    • Major Republican Donor Who Called Barack Obama the N-Word Dies After Attempting to Kill His Wife In Murder-Suicide Gone Awry

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  • It's a dog whistle.

    • Major Republican Donor Who Called Barack Obama the N-Word Dies After Attempting to Kill His Wife In Murder-Suicide Gone Awry

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  • Oddly enough, I did have that on my Republican Bingo card.

    • Elon Musk is considering taking Twitter out of Europe amid EU compliance investigation

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  • Ok then, that was always allowed.

    • X will begin charging new users $1 a year to access key features including the ability to tweet and retweet.

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  • We should probably stop devoting news cycles to this manchild and his vanity pet projects.

    • Fetterman: America ‘not sending their best and brightest’ to Congress

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  • They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.

    • Resistance was futile

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  • Right through the transparent aluminum

    • And stop that... shouting

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  • I used to be a Jedi like you, then I took a lighsaber to the arm. Then later to the knee, and other leg, and other arm. Then later to the robotic version of the arm I lost the first time.

    • I'm feeling kinda personally attacked

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  • The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.

    • Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

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  • For a second I thought you looked up their birthdays and this was literally about the fact that Tobey Maguire was 23-years-old playing a college kid and only one year younger than this actor playing a middle-aged dad and it was a funny haha moment about Hollywood casting and age discrepancy between actors and the characters they play.

    Then I did some more thinking and remembered that Spider-Man 2 came out in 2004 and I am an idiot.

    BTW Tobey Maguire was born in 1975 and the other actor's name is Peter Allas and I couldn't find his birthday.

    • This is the way

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  • The problem is that I did the first three just before bedtime

    • [US] A nationwide emergency alert will be sent to all U.S. cellphones Wednesday

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  • Both versions are sent to everyone. Your phone will decide which version to display based on its language setting. You can put the pitchfork down.

    • More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

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  • That dude from the Office?