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miss_demeanour
miss_demeanour @ miss_demeanour @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Oh the irony

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  • My, my, how the turntables function nowadays.
    Complete with a self-eating leopard, you say?

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  • The rams need a different battering.

    • Nazis had more rights than Venezuelan migrants to contest removal, US judge claims

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  • The current Nazis in power have more 'rights' than anyone else on the globe.

    • That seems pretty far-fetched...

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  • Went out on a limb for that one.

    • Deadbeat dad

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    • Deadbeat dad

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  • How inciteful (sic)!

    • Teslas have been consuming a lot of gasoline lately.

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  • Tesla owners going from "Look at me!" to "Stop looking at me!" in the blink of an eye.

    • This plant-stick spawned in my pot, what is it?

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    • Report: The White House Easter Egg Roll is for sale

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  • Are you fluent in Esperanto?

    • Report: The White House Easter Egg Roll is for sale

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  • This is like a contest between the vegan, the lawyer, and the atheist.
    Who will be the first to let you know?
    Can't wait for the three-in-one.

    • With every exhale, we're smelling the inside of our lungs.

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  • Which is why peeps with bad breath and bo (often one and the same) don't know. Nor do their fam.

    • For over a century, a U.S.-Canada cross-border library used a single entrance. Now, the U.S. says Canadians must build their own.

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  • It's truly sad what has become of the USA. Being Canadian and residing in Hamilton for my first 40 years: I've crossed the border over 1000 times. Had season tickets for the Sabres. Concerts, sports (Ernie De Gregorio!), shopping. Pete's Market and Honey's in NF!
    We didn't even have to show ID until 9/11 !!

    As of 2016, I've crossed once (for a gig in Buffalo in 2018) and that's been it.

    As of now, never again.

    • My recent breakfast creation...

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  • Does lemmy have a button I can click to sample your creation, or is that in a future update?

    • What people online think I drive when I mention owning a pickup truck versus what I actually drive

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  • I 'enhanced' and it seems to be a Nissan, aka 'pickup-mobile' for the chicks....

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  • Did you read the doctor's report?
    Oh, wait....

    • Mark Carney to announce Canadian election and will run in Ottawa’s Nepean riding

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  • Really?

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  • My bad: Should have said "Staged", not fake.
    Crooks is conveniently dead. Trump's ear healed in days (literally impossible), Secret Service held him up for display, etc.

    • Mark Carney to announce Canadian election and will run in Ottawa’s Nepean riding

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  • And yet Trump was Ep's bestie.

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  • Krasnov...

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  • Faked assassination attempt.
    If it were real, he'd still be talking about it.

    Need proof?
    Without searching, what's the shooter's name...?