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  • By "call her daddy", do they mean that I am to contact her father, or am I to refer to her as daddy? 🤔

  • Imagine endangering the lives of your constituents because politics.

  • Fuck yeah, squat the world.

  • I'm sorry that your experience wasn't as liberating. From a young age I've never gotten along with my mother, so when the time came to rip the bandaid off it was more of a relief than anything else.

  • I don't speak to my mother anymore for the very same reason, but she was in the tank for Trump since day one. She's always been a hyper conservative cunt, and honestly I jumped at the opportunity to remove her from my life.

  • If I pray real hard will Duke Energy turn my fucking power back on?

  • This doesn't seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.

  • He uses warming to hinder cooling.

  • So much love

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  • Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.

  • Catnip doesn't get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that's cat grass, not catnip.

  • Chaos!

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  • My wife and I each have our own cars, but they're both in her name so she can drive whatever the fuck she wants.

  • Macer Glaber, at your service.

  • Every day is a school day!

  • Rule

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  • I had to get my wife to read this to me, and I thought she was just trying to be funny.

  • Absolutely a fair assessment.