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What is the longest first name of a person you have met?

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  • I once knew a Thai woman named Siri Alexa. Seriously, she is about 65 and is quite tired of the jokes.

    • Trump Insists Apple Can Move Production to the US Because of 'Computerized' Factories After Threatening Tariffs

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  • Don’t give him credit for inventing tribute.

    • Batterypunk

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  • I frequently fix things for people by turning things off and on. Day by day, the madness grows.

    • Batterypunk

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    • Why is it okay for shit to go down the drain but not food?

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  • “The most notable Fatberg is Lord Eustace Fatberg IV. Lord Eustace had no hobbies as he was a non-sentient amalgam of human waste, wet wipes and fat lodged in a sewer.”

    • 100% people who drink water die

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  • I never drink water. Fish fuck in it.

    • This really is what me and my friends do

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  • Lucky! I have to do stupid shit in a field by myself. Let me tell you, it is a LOT harder to explain to the local constabulary.

    • I have friends everywhere?

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  • What kind of being are you?!

    • Who was your celebrity crush when you were young?

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  • Scott Baio in the Happy Days era.

    • Caitlin Cross-Barnet, a Medicaid researcher harassed by Musk's DOGE has killed herself

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  • Fascism is capitalism unmasked.

    • Chinese ‘kill switches’ found in US solar farms. Ed Miliband under pressure to pause green energy blitz after hidden components discovered.

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  • I’m calling shenanigans on the reports until they name some names.

    I wouldn’t put it past any government to do such things, but drastic action like halting the rollout of solar demands some serious proof. I also wouldn’t put it past any government to just make stuff up to further their agenda.

    In the case of this administration, Don’t Trust, Do Verify.

    If you find such a tear down, I would love to know. But I think it wise to remain sceptical without solid proof.

    • Assert Dominance

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  • I love homemade electronic instruments!

    Thanks for sharing this one. It has inspired me to put a pickup on an old saw I have been wondering what to do with.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • If a person can moderate, I would call it a bad habit and not an addiction. To me, the inability to moderate is what makes it an addiction in the first place.

    • RFK Jr’s Plan to Dismantle Support for Americans With Autism

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  • It’s not sarcasm, it’s just taking the actual definitions of the words all the way to their logical conclusions.

    • [DeliberatelyBuried] Ratatouille

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  • It’s very nice to find someone else who is deeply concerned about the problem of recursive homunculi.

    Why is no one else talking about this? Can’t they see the danger we are all in?

    • "What's that? You mentioned ROME in an offhand comment? Let me tell you about the economics of olive oil presses in Roman Africa..."

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  • That’s crazy!

    • Collapsing Great Salt Lake could take Utah’s economy down with it

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  • Technically true, but only just recently. The LDS church still has a stranglehold on state politics. SLC is an exception to that, but no the Mormons are still very much in charge of the state of Utah.

    • The emotional support dunkies

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  • Not Dunkin’ apparently. He’s on the way back and looking no better. Maybe Starbies has what he needs?

    • Why aren't Americans filling the manufacturing jobs we already have?

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  • I just can’t believe the contortions they go through to create this mystery that is so easy to solve. Sorry rich shitheads, you’re just gonna have to let us keep more of the wealth we build for you.

    • What was she thinking when she did this?

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  • Aww, a beautiful image of her preparing for social warfare surrounded by her tribe slain by simple facts. Such a shame ;(