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meme_historian
meme_historian @ meme_historian @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Human rice cooker

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  • I...is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ

    • Google won't bring new Nest Thermostats to Europe

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  • Good.

    • ICE Can Now Enter Your Home Without a Warrant to Look for Migrants, DOJ Memo Says

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  • At this point just start pelting any unmarked Fed looking van with rocks

    • Meet the woman who put 50 million stolen articles online so you can read them for free

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  • disruption 🤌

    • Meet the woman who put 50 million stolen articles online so you can read them for free

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  • "stolen" is such an exaggerated misrepresentation...news organizations should really do better. When you steal something from someone, the owner loses access to it. She just liberated public research.

    • The pre burn

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  • He's lubing that egg hole

    • Video shows doctor with measles treating kids. RFK Jr later praised him as an ‘extraordinary’ healer

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  • Honestly seems like y'all could use some development aid...

    • Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’

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  • Fine, but then also get rid of the DMCA

    • The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce

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  • Mmmmmh steak...

    • Why OAuth MUST share access token with 3rd party?!?

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  • Having had a cursory look through the docs about Stripe Connect, it looks like you're not doing business directly with stripe anymore(?).

    These plugins you're using are acting as a "Platform" in the below diagram and make API requests on your behalf with their own Stripe Secret Key and your account id [0].

    So I guess the credentials you're sharing is "just" the auth credential for the platform which will then turn around and will make API calls to stripe on your behalf.

    The way I see it you'd have to implement the API calls yourself and ditch the whole Stripe Connect/Platform model in order to be in charge. Although this is probably not worth it for you because you'll probably drown in PCI-DSS requirements

    [0] https://docs.stripe.com/connect/authentication

    • Germany launches permanent troop deployment on NATO’s eastern flank

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  • Also means if Russia decides to attack at night, Lithuania is shit out of luck 😄

    • Germany launches permanent troop deployment on NATO’s eastern flank

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  • Just to put some context to this: the German contingent fighting for Operation Enduring Freedom in Afghanistan was about that same size

    So for our military that is a really big deployment

    • Amelia Earhart's name sounds like "Air Heart"

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  • I guess if you trace her German-American father's heritage, you'd find their family name likely came from the German "Erhardt" or something like that... So in that case yes, the original pronunciation of the family name (and indeed the way German people say her name today) it would actually sound like "Air heart"

    • US tells French companies to comply with Donald Trump’s anti-diversity order

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  • The only acceptable French response:

    • Papers strewn on Newcastle street feared to be sensitive army documents

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  • Always trying to one-up the US 😄

    • 'We're digging people out with our bare hands': Hunt for survivors as Myanmar quake kills dozens

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  • Well not so much cracked open...just sloshing around like water in a tub and overflowing on the sides. Still scary AF... imagine you being in that pool at that moment 😐

    • 'We're digging people out with our bare hands': Hunt for survivors as Myanmar quake kills dozens

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    • 'Lucid' Phishing-as-a-Service Exploits Faults in iMessage, Android RCS

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  • Hehe this came up minutes after receiving an RCS phishing message pretending to be Amazon 😄

    • ‘Go Back to Your Country!’ Marjorie Taylor Greene Unleashes Unhinged Tirade on Foreign Reporter Asking About Signal Controversy

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  • She truly is the pigeon strutting around shitting on the chess board 🤮

    • We white people are on that off the wall type shit.

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  • Shit man how did you get rabies?

    Weeell turns out that hole in mother nature I was fucking, contained a family of foxes that didn't really appreciate the presence of my pickle