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With the current state of the news, April's fools aren't fun anymore because they can't be distinguished as easily as before

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  • April Fools!

    • The government should dismantle Tesla in Canada

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  • Let's start small. Have the federal government remove the twitter/x link for contacting the federal government on the federal government website.

    • More than 1,900 scientists write letter in ‘SOS’ over Trump’s attacks on science

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  • Was it a letter, or are they just testing a hypothesis?

    • Convicted of bilking investors, Nikola founder and Trump donor Trevor Milton gets a presidential pardon

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  • Just a couple of business men doing business.

    • Samsung’s latest stick vac can alert you to calls and text messages

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  • Just what we need, at a time when it'll do the most good! /s

    • For some reason, Elon hates old people, including Cobol and older adults. He wants to do it quickly, killing two birds with one stone.

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  • Why would Elon hate his mother? She kept him from being beaten up by that facebook guy.

    • IRC for OLD FARTS

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  • Everyone made and used BBS's back in the beginning. It was relatively easy. BBS's somehow morphed into Twitter, etc. and became worth billions. That valuation makes no sense.

    • 'An uneasy feeling' among White House aides over Trump announcement on Tuesday: report

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  • I hope his phone call after the announcement isn't..."Hey Vlad! Vlad! I invaded something!"

    • Elon Musk, who reveled in putting people out of work, whines that Democrats are being mean to him

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  • This just in "One South African Man Topples American Superpower", film at eleven.

    • I'm looking for a no frills, physical key EV. Am I looking for something that no longer exists?

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  • Not only that but make it cheaper and give me the option of power windows or not. I can crank my own windows up and down, I don't need it "motorized". Let's make cars available to the masses again.

    • Hillary Clinton: How Much Dumber Will This Get?

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  • Certainly. It was a myriad of complexities.

    • Elon Musk says xAI has acquired X in deal that values social media site at $33 billion

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  • "Hmmm...I think it's worth seventyhundrillion...yeah that sounds right...seventyhundrillion".

    • Hillary Clinton: How Much Dumber Will This Get?

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  • Hillary, Trump won because people were sick of the entrenched insiders like yourself. Your opinion means nothing.

    • Vance slams Denmark for not keeping Greenland safe from Russia, China

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  • I always get a kick out of what vance is told to say.

    • Coca-Cola plastic waste in oceans expected to reach 602m kilograms a year by 2030

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  • Thanks america!

    • New Canadian election poll projects that Pierre Poilievre will lose his seat

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  • Does this mean he'll win? Fuck polls. They are useless guessing games that try to account for "news" when there is nothing happening in the 24/7 news cycle. Don't get me wrong, I don't trust PP, but I don't trust polls as well.

    • I'm leaving the US for good, anything I should do before I leave?

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  • Close the door firmly after you leave.

    • Trump threatens 'far larger' tariffs if EU and Canada unite to do 'economic harm' to the U.S.

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  • Trump fucks everything up forcing nations to find other economic alternatives then says I will destroy you if you work together. This is the plot of a bad 70's comic book.

    • Hudson's Bay managers will get up to $3 million in bonuses, but workers get no severance

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  • That's capitalism after all. It is to be expected. We need a new system.

    • Elon Musk's approval rating is "falling through the floor," polls show

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  • I approve of his low popularity but I don't approve of polls. Polls are just like Chicken Little (The Sky is Falling (no...it wasn't)) or The Boy Who Cried Wolf (there was no wolf).