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melpomenesclevage @ melpomenesclevage @lemm.ee
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  • Basically all those miracles are pretty easy sleight of hand.

    Turn one fish into ten? Just requires a huge bag. Turn water into wine? It takes a few months, but the hard part is doing it well, not doing it at all. Turning blood into booze? You just need some everclear and an IV needle.

  • When I used to, like, try and be a good person, I often got to point out to Christians that I was the closest thing they would ever meet to their messiah. Watching their faces was so fun.

  • But a lot of them are useless.

    Like, all the places I've done IT were engineering offices and stuff, where me trying to do the job would get people killes, but most people's jobs, especially above a certain point on the pay scale, are genuinely fucking useless. They do nothing, stuff would function fine without them; maybe better.

  • Nothing Christians hate more than people who are doing the exact same shit their supposed prophet did.

    Almost like they're worshipping the cross rather than anyone who died on one.