Meldroc @ meldroc @lemmy.world

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Wow, this guy's corked his asshole up so tight he has to shit out his mouth.

No wonder they picked him for Speaker!

She'll peel voters away from Trump, so I'm all for her running as a spoiler, obnoxious as she is. Assuming she peels votes from Trump, she said she won't do it if it helps Trump.

Yep, the GQP is now in the final stages of terminal autocannibalism.

Pass the popcorn!!!

Yeah, that 400 bar decompression would be like being inside an exploding bomb (except exploding in). Instantly turned into a smoothie.

And what were the Ewoks & Rebels feasting on at the end of ROTJ?

These days, the only people still using this debunked wolf talk are douchebros, chuds, & incels.

I'm guessing a few bits of flesh/goo got wedged in little nooks and crannies in the wreckage. Not very much...

Leopards ate tankies' faces!

Ah, that's what he calls him these days?

How much do you want to bet that something juicy is about to be leaked about say..... the soap opera involving Gaetz and Nestor?

Yep! Hakeem Jeffries can watch the GQP circle down the toilet a while, and only offer a lifeline when they're almost drowned.

Gym Jordan's Congressman Beavis, right?

Matt Gaetz is obviously Congressman Butthead.

With Jellyfish McCarthy about to lose his job, who else would want to be up there? He'd have to either kiss up to Beavis & Butthead as well as Marjorie Traitor Greene, or he'd have to make concessions with Democrats, either way, no matter who gets the seat, the next Speakership won't last long...

I've always thought Trump's inner child was Rosemary's Baby...

Any of those three would be great! Adam Schiff kicked ass on the impeachment and the Jan 6th committee.

Like so many Democratic Presidents, he was cockblocked by the GOP.

She died? How could they tell?

They'd better demand to be paid in advance...

Union members for Trump... SLUGS FOR SALT!!! TUNA FOR SUSHI!!!

Then read something else.

At least try harder...