meeeeetch @ meeeeetch @lemmy.world

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Yeah, probably shouldn't let Ignatius J Riley be one flagging heartbeat away from the nuclear codes.

I'd rather see them broken up for monopolism (a possible outcome thanks to the current FTC chairwoman appointed during the current administration) than sued about hurting the president's feelings

Well, when read by someone who isn't currently waiting for the green light to kill all liberals, it was supposed to be interpreted as a joke.

Right up until he and his deputies showed up armed at their door making it clear it was no longer a joke.

What's he desperate about? Missouri's gonna do what they always do: vote for ballot initiatives that make California look reactionary while electing candidates (like him) who will oppose those initiatives with every fiber of their being.

A Presidential pardon won't do you any good when you're escorted into a Saudi consulate because you fucked with the bag and Muhammed Bone Sawman is upset.

They'll gladly disarm people. Just not their supporters.

Maybe he's offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.

You can absolutely yell about that. And when Fahrenheit flips to negative, you're ready to express some big feelings about how fucking cold it is.

I'm sure he's got houses all over the country. Is he voting from Pennsylvania or Wyoming?

Because when the Republicans get their 300 million, it's from, like, eight guys who "don't coordinate with the campaign" but almost always have the same messaging, but when the Dems get that money the average donation is like 30 bucks because that many people supported the candidate.

This is good, but I would like to know who she expects she'll be bringing along with her.

I was just sad to find out (after falling away from the funnies pages for a decade or so) that he had sided with the pointiest haired boss he could find.

It's even worse for regular people with the condition, because the next most famous guy with it is Scott Adams, the Dilbert guy.

I always hated that they made us relearn the parts of speech every year in middle school and high school English. Surely by now it's sunk in, I thought.

But then the CHUDs started losing their minds about pronouns.

Nah it's just Penn's Woods. Transylvania is across the woods from... Hungary? Wallachia? Moldavia?

Yes, but they usually call it "the rest of Moldova" or "Moldavia"

Gun Grabber Don? You mean the only 21st century American president to sign an unconstitutional gun ban?

Compared California liberalism to Saudi Wahhabism, like he isn't just gonna move to The Line if it ever gets built.

Adam was a golem

Arise, you prisoners of starvation!

Arise, you wretched of the earth!

For justice thunders condemnation.

A better world's in birth.