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  • Hey, ChatGPT. "Please generate an image to coincide with "Giraffic Park"

  • HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE

    ...wait what

  • Part of me wants to fix the text, but honestly, it's SO BAD, IT'S GOOD!

  • Walk barefoot, toughen up your feet. I prefer having thumbs and hands to paws.

  • Mother: Goddess

    Father: Manitaur - man-centaur

    You: just some guy

  • Why does Lawful Neutral look more like a bear from Tailspin?

  • Him and Dijon Sanders really stoked my hunger for sports

  • I don't remember if it was her insurance or his, or what those details are. She and I have spoken of him, but not of the insurance information. Keeping things vague makes it less internet-friendly, but the story stands, and it sucks.

  • Man, I wish I was lying. I'd still have my friend.

  • Friend of mine became extremely sick. Doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong, but his life became pain and insomnia. After many torturous years, he was tired of being bedridden and miserable. He couldn't end it; his wife would lose her health insurance through his employer. So he walked off into the woods.

    He's been legally missing for a few years now. He made sure to bring his ID with him, in case he is found one day.

    That's the American healthcare system.

    Why do we still live here: if we could leave, we would. We've been trying.

  • A modest proposal for an hors d'oeuvres.

  • Pairs nicely with Soylent Green!

  • The rare and elegant alligator-emu hybrid: the Emulator

    [it's been a long day 🤣 ]