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  • This is great! This'll lower prices for everyone else.

  • Follow up with "Russian Power Plants"? Chernobyl could be a Free Square.

  • One, "Operation Praying Mantis" II coming up. Did you want Freedom Fries with that?

  • And if they say things like “God bless you”, I take it as a sign of respect

    Very different from someone in the South saying "God bless your heart", which means they think you're being stupid.

  • Birds

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  • About a year ago I downloaded an app called Merlin. You can let it listen and it'll identify all the birds around you by their calls. I've found myself rushing outside with my phone if I hear an unusual bird while I'm in my study. Then I look at myself and wonder, who the hell is this?

  • Answering the question, "What do you get when you paint a whiny bitch orange?"

  • There were supposedly some tweaks to sensors last year

    So really, all we have to do is modulate the shield frequency and we're good. :)

  • Lemme guess, they're calling it the "Every Vote Counts!" bill, yes?

  • Someone in a bed was shot, based on the blood stain, yes. "Point blank" and "barrel on his temple" are not supported by the article. I was simply asking for facts rather than speculation.

  • The military did not provide details on how the three were killed. Its statement said Jalamneh was armed with a pistol, but made no mention of an exchange of fire.

    Some guy named Jalamneh, according to the article.

  • I've seen this article in several places. This particular article states that at least one of the guys was armed with a pistol, while neglecting to detail the others. Nowhere did I read that there "were three unarmed men". Do you have a source, please?

  • While kissing someone's ass is almost never appropriate on a first date, it might relate to the "kiss of shame", one of the weird things allegedly performed by witches. See Osculum Infame

  • Their density makes them ring like a bell, if suspended by a wire through the center. Good wind chimes.

  • IANAL, but some states specifically state you can refuse entry unless they present the warrant. Other states advise you to let them do whatever or risk facing charges (obstruction, etc).

    In any event, get their names and badge numbers so you can sue. ALSO, the warrant should state what it is they're looking for, which should in theory limit their search. For instance, if the warrant is to search your home looking for a stolen motorcycle (or whatever) they cannot look in your kitchen cabinets, bedside table, etc, because no motorcycle could possibly fit in those spaces. "Hey we found a pound of cocaine in a shoe box while looking for a motorcycle" would be thrown out of court. Doesn't keep them from getting a new warrant and coming back, though.

  • Sen. Dusty Deevers just can't stop thinking about breasts, and yummy penises, and... won't someone help him? Won't the legislature pass a law keeping his hands in the open and off his crotch? Anyone, pass a law!

  • Global warming may be nature's way of trying to submerge Florida. I say let nature win one.

  • The article would have been better if they'd explored how making a 10 cent coin was profitable to counterfeiters, especially when the craftsmanship would seem to indicate they had the skills to do so much more.

  • OR, Ukraine could go all Kelly's Heroes on them. "You know what's behind you? All of RUSSIA. And all you have to do to get an equal share is turn that tank around..."

  • Hanlon's razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."