mcqtom @ mcqtom @lemmy.world

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Love me some Smut!

I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

Fuck yeah! Any other Driveshaft fans out there!?

Wait, it's all hashtags?

I beg thy pardon.

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

I'll show me!

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn't specify where the wall should be?

He's obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

That's a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.

"SLAMS"

Damnit, I was pretty sure the one on the right was Goofy.

We live in a world where I read "high schoolers" and my brain autocorrected it to "high school shooters".

Okay, but then the very first thing he does is drag Wormtongue outside and almost hacks him in half in front of all his subjects. No trial, no questioning, no protecting the children from the horror.

Maybe giving the victim of abuse who has only just regained his senses a weapon was a poor choice

Ocho!

Remember: never confuse the Olframory regrion with the Orfancfary regain.

The weird part is in the mirror.

I have absolutely no problem renaming Easter Transgender Visibility Day. As long as I still get chocolate.